on the the side of the road tonight, with yet again, another flat tire.
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: car is jacked up, wheel is taken off:
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: I am pelvic thrusting the rear quarter panel aggressively.:
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Me: "Fuck you, car. You fucking whore."
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Me: "You could have at least taken me out to dinner first, you know, because I like to get wined and dined before I GET FUCKED."
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Friend: "Oh, God..."
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Me: "You know what? You should have given me a chance to put on some lipstick and shit. Because I like to freshen up before I'm bent over and FUCKED IN THE ASS."
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Friend petting the fender: "She didn't mean it, baby."
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Me: "SLUT."
